Rich enough

I woke up and my cold, which has been attempting to come for a few days now, came through the back door and is attempting to knock me out.  Luckily, this little ditty flew through my mind just as that door was closing and I had reason to smile, already, with this cold arriving on the first supposed to be warm day in a week.  Here ya go...

If I only had a dollar for those boogers that come out,

I'd be rich enough to pay a doctor to put on a new snout.

I'd get one of the newest kind, which you never have to blow.

I'd lose my stock in Kleenex, but I wouldn't mind, you know?

I didn't say it was good, I said it made me smile.  And yes, I already took the cold medicine.  Can't wait to see what THAT produces!